Look Out, Missouri.

Rob's closet is coming.

Imelda Marcos would be impressed -- if her obsessions were sunglasses and gloves.

Worlds will fall before the man with the box of sunglasses.

And this just plain makes sense.

Good luck to everyone who is making their way to the Show Me State. (Yes, it's really NOT in Kansas this time.)

And I know you punks have something to show them. Giggity! Let's make the whole country fear the power of Blue Sky Velo.

Stay tuned here...Rob is going to blog from the road...so you may as well plan to waste valuable work time reading and talking smack in the comments. I know I will.